I listen to K-Rock 89.3 a lot now, but a few days ago, I was getting goddamned tired of the ACE Insulators adverts, so I switched to RixFM. I use their web player within Prism so I can see the little scrolling banner that shows what’s playing. The song was “Radio” by Danny, and I […]
This just wrong. There aren’t enough words to express how wrong. First of all, it’s wrong that child beauty pageants exist. Even more wrong that there are mothers willing to enter their kids in child beauty pageants. Even wrong-er (it’s a word…now) that “pageant photo retouching” businesses exist in the first place. So wrong that […]
Whaddya mean everyone doesn’t make sugar cookies with coloured sprinkles at midnight on a weeknight? When you go out to the kitchen and there’s nothing interesting, then go back into the living room to find out when Futurama comes on, and there’s a muted commercial showing a plate of sugar cookies for Santa, what else […]
I don’t know who you are, and I don’t need to know because I already love you. You have saved me two reasons for booting to XP to use PS, and you did it without my having to learn one goddamned thing. If I weren’t already married, I’d propose to you! 🙂 I love my […]
Unless I’ve completely fucked up auto-mounting (I did fuck up permissions and accidentally deleted a mountpoint somehow, but fixed those), then I have successfully formatted /dev/hdb1 from NTFS, which it was back when I still used XP without being forced and needed access to my photos, to ext3, which should be faster access. Write speed […]
I haven’t seen this in years! I loved The Carol Burnett Show, and of all the characters, they were my favourites. I always hoped an episode would have either Mr. Tudball or Mama, and was disappointed if they didn’t. I used to do impressions of Mrs. Wiggins, Mr. Tudball and Mama for Marina. Still do […]
OCD…Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Defined as a chronic anxiety disorder characterised by obsessive, repetitive, distressing thoughts and related compulsions. Criteria defined in the DSM-IV as: DSM IV Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) Criteria A. Either obsessions or compulsions: Obsessions as defined by (1), (2), (3), and (4): (1) recurrent and persistent thoughts, impulses, or images that are […]
Never mind fixing stupid humans with brain injuries–there are already too many humans on earth. Perfect this technology so I can have my own neural net AI! I’d give it a name, probably George, and teach it how to do stuff I don’t want to do. 😀
Okay, okay…so these are neither pinhead crickets nor flightless fruit flies (nope, not wingless, either), but it’s not my fault there’s a damned shoe store right next to the only place within a 70 mile radius of my house that actually had live fruit flies (that were still actually alive) for sale, is it? Baby […]
When I accidentally overwrite the sidebar that has the calendar with the old one that didn’t, just stick this in under the search… < ?php get_calendar(2); ?> Now…that gets me out of making it widget-aware, which was waaaaay too much trouble for a simple goddamned calendar, but I’m not sure I like the font anymore, […]