I learned today how to say “twelve months” in Estonian. It’s spelt “kaksteist kuud”, and sounds like… Hahaha! My juvenile sense of humour loves the internet!

I installed Jaunty this morning, and like every time, I was nervous because I’m always afraid I’ll get too confident someday and end up doing something I can’t undo that will fuck up my files so badly that I can’t get them back. This time, I even hacked an extra 20GB off my XP partition […]

It’s not AT&T’s anymore (okay, so technically it is, but at least I don’t have their stupid carrier name up there), and I can even protest Charter’s 90s-vintage speeds with a cute little snail icon for wifi! I’d probably like a stock iPhone, but it’s far more awesome when I can customise. 🙂 I made […]

Most of this shit gets marked read and sent directly to the trash without my ever seeing it, but once in a while, one slips through. I sometimes read them, just out of curiosity. This is slightly more sophisticated than a Nigerian 419 scam, but not by much. The subject line was “Last Email Notification” […]

1990, when Radio Shack still had cool, interesting stuff and wasn’t just full of RC toys, crappy HP computers, replacement batteries and a Sprint kiosk. Oh yeah, and the replacement foam “headphone socks” that I need because earbuds never fit properly. If you wanted the latest tech back then, you could find it at Radio […]

OMFG! Hahahahaha! I just know this is gonna piss off the militant feminists, but that only makes me like it all the more. Besides, it’s fucking FUNNY. Apparently, there’s a “tamed down” US version (this is the UK), but I didn’t bother looking for it because this one made me snort my coffee. I just […]

What the fuck is wrong with these people?! This is a PSA from some group calling itself the National Organization for Marriage, and it would seem they hate teh gays. I think the storm clouds in the background added a nice “doomsday” touch, but maybe next time they could put supply-side Jesus on a velociraptor […]

“Liberated” from FML: Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, “Your nuts!” She meant, “YOU’RE nuts.” I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. […]

I dunno. I got a bit bored this morning and played around with e16 some more. I don’t know whether I’ll ever use it enough to go dicking around with menus, especially since it’s actually both faster and easier to just fire up xterm and use that to start whatever I need instead of poking […]

I love this show! I couldn’t pick a favourite episode if I tried, but this one struck me extra funny because it made me remember swish. Swish is, by technical definition, an alcoholic beverage, but not of the quality you’d find in even the cheap aisle at the NSLC. It’s made by putting water in […]