In no particular order: If you took the auction pictures with a toaster and I can’t tell what the grainy blob is supposed to be, let alone whether it is actually “NWOT”: No bid, because you have no business listing anything until you learn to aim a fucking point-and-shoot camera. Christ…are you from the past? […]

Red-fucking-Green.

“Can’t it wait until I get up?” Well, of course it can! I could have the entire project completed an hour before you got up if you’d help me for five minutes now, but of course it can wait! What could possibly be more important than your fucking afternoon nap? Oh, yes, it can wait…as […]

Here we go with the prayer shit again.  It’s not bad enough that some asshole shot facrissake firefighters, but you morons can’t just express simple sympathy or STFU. Nooooo, you have to drag your idiotic fairy stories into everything, don’t you? So, tell me again, why does your Invisible Sky Daddy let shit like this […]

If I see one more “prayers going out to…blah blah…Sandy Hook Elementary…blah” FB status, I’m going to fucking barf. You know what your prayers are worth? Jack shit. Why, exactly, would talking to a non-existent entity after the fact be of any use? Yep, non-existent. Where was your omnipotent and omniscient Invisible Sky Daddy before […]

I like to close Safari with no pages loaded because if I wanted to keep the page, I’d either bookmark it or save it on Instapaper if I just wanted to read it later. I like it neat and clean with a nice, fresh page each time I open it. Apple, in its infinite wisdom, […]

Even if I were in the area, and had what you want, the fact that YOU VIRTUALLY SCREAMED AT ME, combined with the fact that at absolutely no point in time is taking a photo of a dog–even a dog described as “in trouble”–going to be an emergency, means you lost me. What’s the matter […]

Look, dumbass, I don’t care how excited you are or where you’re going, or what you’re getting, you’re not five fucking years old, and it’s not, “(X) more sleeps until (Y).” Those 24h periods are called DAYS, not “sleeps”, you utterly insufferable idiot, and you are supposed to be an adult who speaks English as […]

Jesus H. clog-dancing Christ, what is wrong with you people?!? All I want are instructions. Why, why, why must I sit through four and a half minutes of shaky, out-of-focus video with your dumb ass umm-ing and uhhhh-ing in the background as you poke icons on the phone screen when you could have typed up […]

If you’re going to create even a very cute custom icon set for an application that the vast majority use on Linux, then for the love of whatever you consider holy, don’t make the goddamned thing on Windows and just chuck it up on a server without an explanation because Windows doesn’t specify folder and […]