Two fire trucks–one a full size ladder truck–and two ambulances to haul that fat sow’s worthless, white trash carcass to the hospital. They requested the ladder truck; I’ll guess because it had some sort of specialised breathing equipment aboard. That fucking old cow worked for the state, so great health insurance, but was on medical […]
“Due to a number of unsuccessful login attempts, your account has been locked…” That number? Two. It doesn’t let me save even my username, which is what I forgot. I remembered on the third try, and I always knew the fucking password. I’m sorely tempted to cut the goddamned stupid card into tiny bits and […]
Four computers: one desktop running Ubuntu 13.04 (which I don’t like, BTW), one desktop running Win 7 Pro, one laptop running Ubuntu 12.04 LTS (which I only sorta like…fuck Unity), and one little pink netbook running Win XP Pro. All had been networked in the past because the bulk of the household music lives on […]
Stupid Windows 7 and its stupid fucking “Homegroups”. Networking was bolt-on to begin with and that shit just makes it worse. Homegroups. Really?
I read a blurb and thought the book sounded interesting. Okay…I have a snazzy Kindle Paperwhite, so let’s have a look. Kindle Edition is eight bucks. Well, I dunno about that; I read a little blurb, and I’ve never heard of the author before, so I don’t really want to cough up eight bucks only […]
Why are so many clothes made for chunky people?! I bought that gorgeous coat, which fits perfectly in the shoulders, sleeves and length, but it’s much too big around. Even if I wore a heavy sweater under it, it’d still be too big. I thought about returning it and getting the next size down, but […]
At some point in time before you reach hamplanet status, do you not look in a mirror and notice something is amiss? You can’t lose the weight, dumbass, because you let it go until you are carrying enough extra fat to create an entire other person. If you’d taken care of business when it was […]
FB is not only a barrage of stupid advertising that forces me to constantly play catch-up in an effort to save my sanity, but it’s boring. Enough recipes to make me check and ensure that I didn’t accidentally install Pinterest, dire warnings about shit that might just as well be titled “forwards from grandma”, pictures […]
The video of the mother hummingbird caring for her chicks is wonderful. The music is semi-lame, but that’s what “mute” is for. The captions were lame and mostly useless, though I don’t think I would’ve realised she was shading them from hot sun if I’d not read it. Otherwise, useless. Titling the fucking thing, “God’s […]
If you refer to your boobs as “the girls”, I hate you, period.