Archive for the 'Arrrgggh!' Category

Monday, November 7th, 2016

Christ on a cracker! I hate political correctness, and people’s pwrecious widdle baby special snowflake feelings be goddamned! I’m trying to read reviews for a product, and three people have so far said, “For smaller people” and a couple more have said, “Not for larger people”. Thanks to PC bullshit, I have no idea whether […]

Thursday, October 20th, 2016

Literature? Literature? Gee, why don’t I read the news? Literature. Bob Fucking Dylan? We’ll, I suppose at least it wasn’t Niki Minaj or someone like that. 

Sunday, September 25th, 2016

From a NZ Herald article on a revolting Australian pedo in the Philippines: “Capital punishment was outlawed in 1986 at the end of the brutal Marcos regimen…” Well, I have to think that by the end of a brutal regimen, they’d at least be in excellent physical condition. Jesus, journalists…REGIME! I think (?) regimen was […]

Saturday, September 24th, 2016

Hm. In the style of just beginning to show potential…again, with bonus Fallen Angel. Ooookay. OR,  if you’re going to use the words, you should probably check and make sure you are correctly spelling “Renaissance” (which means “rebirth” and has nothing to do with potential) and “satin” (which is a sort of luxurious fabric, but […]

Saturday, September 10th, 2016

Lo /lō/ exclamation archaic used to draw attention to an interesting or amazing event. “and lo, the writer realized it was not actually the same word as ‘low’!” I can understand it when it’s some random person who’s never seen it in print and assumes it’s like “Low, low prices,” but for the love of […]

Sunday, June 5th, 2016

I was watching some PBS stuff on The Scene, and the name of the show is, “It’s Okay to be Smart!” Okay? Okay? Really? It’s “okay” to be smart? Why, thank you! All these years, I’ve been wishing I could be utterly uninterested in anything that didn’t concern a celebrity, or wasn’t something I needed to buy […]

Sunday, May 29th, 2016

It both amuses and horrifies me that so very many people do not know how to correctly spell the word, “bowl”. It’s four fucking letters, for christ’s sake; if you made it through second grade, you should be able to manage it! I was looking for native American lotus plants to see whether they’d tolerate […]

Sunday, April 10th, 2016

“I found this in my house. Never mind where in the world my house might be located–that’s superfluous information-and ignore the fact that this thing is 3mm long and I took the photo from a distance of 1.5m with a potato at 0300h with the lights off. What is it?” Jesus Christ, you people. It’s […]

Saturday, December 19th, 2015

The article was about the walking trees of Ecuador, but this is actually what caught my attention. From the article: These cockroaches were nothing like the hideous critters lurking around your house; they were all different colours, many either luminescent, shining in the dark, or impossible to discriminate from their backgrounds due to their ability […]

Friday, September 19th, 2014

I’m testing the addition to .htaccess that will keep assholes from hotlinking. It’s not bad enough these fuckwits steal the images and stick them up on their goddamned link spam sites, but they’re hotlinking the fucking things.