Hey, stinkpig–I didn’t give you the fuckin’ speaker system so I could listen to your shite lilith femusic at top volume. Turn it down, or better yet, turn it the fuck off, and while you’re at it, isn’t there a train passing through town pretty soon?

Jesus H. Christ. Is anyone HOME in there? If you must rescue fish, then by all means, rescue them–guilty of that enough times myself–but don’t expect them to chug along, hale and hearty as any to ever leave the clean, well-kept tank of a reputable hobby breeder. I’ve explained and explained, and I don’t know […]

Please, Christ, somebody kill me. As if the Americana wasn’t a foot deep over there already, yesterday he piled on even more in the form of….an Uncle Sam windsock. He’s got flags (four) hanging off the posts, another one or two stuck in a container of something or other, bunting on one side of the […]

I live fifteen feet away from Yankee Doodle Fuckin’ Dandy. I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried. I like daylight, and I’m in here, entertaining the Ironing Fairy, so I noticed Yard Sale House man out by the AIM/WOq flag (that’s what his flag reads when viewed from the street), straightening his creepy […]

Post–go ahead. I’m here to help, I’ll read what you write, and I’ll answer if I can. Hell, I’ll even be polite and helpful, but FOR CHRIST’S SAKE, STOP REPLYING TO YOUR OWN POSTS BEFORE ANYONE (okay, I mean me) HAS A FUCKING CHANCE TO READ THEM! What the thundering jaysus do you think the […]

As I was checking my fan mail yesterday….. What? You didn’t know my blog has a fan club? Well, of course it does–it’s a very popular destination on the web, and I most certainly do have a fan club (Hi, Michelle!) Anyway, my fan…s wrote yesterday and inquired as to whether POW/MIA flag man was […]

I understand the significance of the POW/MIA flags, and I don’t see anything at all wrong with displaying them. This, however, is just wrong. 1. You do not display the flag of the United States of America, dumbass. If you’re going to have one to show your support for those who fought for this country, […]

“I got the tank from/set up the tank with instructions from a guy who’s been breeding cichlids for (x-number of) years.” Did you? Well, that must be why it’s such a smashing success. You’ve already had one killed and another is in a hospital tank because it got beat up, and yet you still don’t […]

Let’s see….stay home alone all weekend, or spend the weekend at a disc golf course full of fucking people when there’s both a grand opening and a tournament on. I could… flip a coin

If I have to look at one more tank decorated (and I do use the term loosely) with a sunken ship, “Roman ruins”, anything that bubbles except an airstone or wand, or eye-shattering coloured gravel, I’m going to fucking VOMIT. No, I’m not going to tell you, “Oh, what a lovely tank” because….are you listening? […]