I AM NOT FUCKING TELLING YOU AGAIN. I AM NOT YOUR PERSONAL FISH CARE CONSULTANT. IF IT’S NOT A PRIVATE MESSAGE, THEN DON’T SEND IT TO ME AS ONE. THEY ARE CALLED “PRIVATE MESSAGES” BECAUSE THEY’RE…PRIVATE. IF IT’S ON-TOPIC ON THE BOARD, THEN DON’T EMAIL IT TO ME. POST ON THE GODDAMNED BOARD–WHAT DO YOU […]

Samba, O Samba, how I hate you. WHY is installing Ubuntu as simple as half a dozen mouse clicks, and installing software as simple as two clicks, but setting up Samba is a fucking nightmare of epic proportions? Getting access between P’s XP and my Ubuntu was kind of a pain, but I figured it […]

If, by some miracle, I actually DON’T go to Texas, hunt you down and kick you in the nuts… “Base standard…” OH FFS! Watering eyes. Jesus H. Christ. I’d like to POKE you in the watering eyes with a sharp stick–you got that, you RETARDED FUCKWAD!? STFU, DIAF and every other mean-spirited acronym in existence! […]

Maybe my fan…s (is/are?) right and I do need a vacation. Deliver me from the whining idiots. If you don’t know how to treat sick fish, then….DON’T FUCKING BUY SICK FISH. I hate you, I hate the idiot who bought another fish when he doesn’t even understand the basics of caring for the one he […]

What part of copy/paste did you not understand? Your stupid browser can’t open hyperlinks from the page–I got that. I gave you the “raw” links and told you to copy/paste them, and what do you tell me? You say, “The links still don’t work”. Well, yes, they do, but not if you CLICK ON THEM […]

You are officially a fucking idiot. The cray attacked your betta and shredded his fins. Congratulations, dumbass. NOW do you understand the explanation I gave you WHEN YOU ASKED WHETHER YOU COULD PUT THEM IN THE SAME TANK? Gawd, I could smack you!

Jesus H. Christ on a four-wheeler. Just kill the poor fish and be done with it! You’re obviously too stupid to keep anything alive; what part of, “Make the pet store guy give you the actual NUMBERS” did you not understand? “Safe” and “mid-range” are utterly useless to me as diagnostic tools because those are […]

There are no words vile enough to express the hatred I have for Microsoft Windows. I often read posts/blogs/articles where people say, “I tried Linux, but went back to Windows so I could get some work done”, but I can’t for the life of me understand how the fuck they get anything done with that […]

“Why am I attracted to sick fish?” Because you want drama and sympathy, dumbass. Right or wrong, I buy sick fish sometimes, too. I bring them home, treat whatever disease they have and hope I caught it in time that they can recover. I don’t create frantic posts to ask for diagnostic help, and update […]

P.S. If you’re going to use a shitty free host that takes forever and a fucking day to send your data, please post only thumbnails, not enormous images. Irfanview is free for Windows, Mac comes with an image editor, and GIMP is free for Linux. Your huge pictures make my page load too slowly EVERY […]