Can somebody please explain to me WTF is going on with the current (usually CSS) fad of minuscule text and acres of wasted horizontal screen real estate? I know that few readers want to scroll horizontally (I’m one of them), but facrissake, is it absolutely necessary to do THIS? I suck at CSS. Always have; […]
Dear Arseholes Living Two Houses Down The Street, As much as I am pleased you’ve finally got rid of that fucking yapping little mutt you used to leave outside all day, “vocalising”, the Rottweiler isn’t any better. Less yap and more woof, but still VERY GOD DAMNED ANNOYING. I understand that you have to work, […]
Jesus Christ. That’ll teach me to go look at pictures of tattoos. I like tattoos–had one since I was seventeen and lied about my age to get it–but they’re not for everyone, everywhere. Mine is on my left shoulder and I mostly don’t even think about it, but DAMN, some people just don’t get that […]
Just when you think your grammarant could not possibly get any longer, you read this: This is exactly why you go to school, learn a trade, or bust your ass to accel in something. Yes, that is “accel” as in the first two syllables of “accelerate”. I’m going to guess that he meant “excel”. I […]
For the last fucking time… It’s would’ve or would have. It is NOT “would of.” Regardless (NOT “irregardless”, which is not even a word) of what you think you’re hearing, “would of” does not even make sense! How can you not see that? Well, aside from the fact that you’re (that would be the contracted […]
Why? Why do you even bother remaining a member? The only times you log in are to say you’ve got a new fish, you have a sick fish and ask for help after you’ve already administered at least two incorrect medications and the poor thing is half-dead, or to tell us that one of your […]
Oh fachrissake! If English is your first language and you are more than eight years old with an IQ above average room temperature, you have no excuse whatsoever for not learning its vocabulary. I refer to the idiotic email you forwarded, titled, “Dumb animals? I think not!” “Dumb” as in the phrase “dumb animals” has […]
A poll to name your fish. Jesus wept. Here’s a fantastic name for him…Betta I’m Actually Not Going To Kill (For Once). Stop naming your fish after stupid half-arsed celebrities. Those who know who these people are might care, but the rest of us don’t, so don’t waste electrons to tell us. You’ve got a […]
Jesus wept. What did you do–blow somebody to get where you are? You’re supposed to be in charge, and yet you don’t even know that fancy goldfish are not tropical fish. They’re exactly the same damned species as the most common feeder, they just have such horribly misshapen bodies that their intestinal workings are squished […]