If you are going to shoot butterflies close up, buy a fucking macro lens or don’t bother. They look like shit, period. Nobody but your family is interested in your niece’s wedding. The dress was nice enough, makeup okay, but a little too much black eyeliner for a “blonde”, and she should’ve touched up those […]

I hate the goddamned PC Police. It was patently obvious to any reasonable person that by “I’m insane”, I meant that most people usually do not talk to the bugs they photograph, but noooooo, along comes the fucking Political Correctness Officer to tell me I should be more sensitive to individuals with mental illnesses (Jesus […]

Well, I can now fully understand why Ruud Kleinpaste does what he does, acting as an advocate and ambassador for the insect world. People are incredibly stupid when it comes to bugs. I can sort of understand the woman who’d lived for over fifty years in Texas and did not know that of the nine […]

I want to like you, I really do. Even though you live in Texas and see God in the clouds, you seem like a decent enough guy, and you’re happily married, so I don’t have to deal with stupid double entendres that make me roll my eyes because guys think they’re being clever when they’re […]

Jesus tapdancing Christ! Is half the goddamned country illiterate? Your curiosity is not “peaked”, dumbasses, it’s “piqued”!

There, you see? That’s what happens when you get something into your stubborn little head and refuse to even consider what I’m telling you. A whole pond full of sturdy goldfish don’t all get sick with a bacterial infection at the same time just because of some temperature fluctuation and a mini-cycle, but when you […]

I hate you, you stupid fake-disabled POS, but even more, I HATE THE GODDAMNED WHITE TRASH THAT HANGS AROUND YOUR HOUSE. You, with your scraggly old arse parked on a chesterfield (!!) on the front porch, sleeping like some old drunken bum, I can stand. I can walk away and forget I ever saw you, […]

I hate that fuckin’ asshole next door. The old bastard got a power chair (for which I have no doubt the taxpayers had to foot the bill) and now they’ve erected an enormous ramp on the front of the house. Well, whatever. Today, I discovered that I have a new baby robin, and he’s young […]

WTF did they do to Flickr? It was down for a few hours several days ago, and ever since, it’s worked like the server is a $3.99/month shared host from some second-rate provider. It’s fucking FLICKR, facrissake; Yahoo! knows they host images and their bandwidth requirements are high, so why is it that they’ve slowed […]

What part of “ID Please” do you arseholes not understand‽ (Note interrobang…heh.) Post your picture to this group if there’s something in it that you want identified. Maybe a flower, or an insect, or a piece of old glasswork you found somewhere, or even a plastic “thing” you’ve found that works well for shaving old […]