No, no, NO! You pompous idiots; putting “Photography” after your name on Flickr does not somehow magically make you a photographer. Watch… Mean and Pinchy Photography See? I even made the text bold and it didn’t do a goddamned thing; I’m still the same fool stomping through the woods and slogging through pond muck, chasing […]

No, the fact that at least half–if not an actual majority–consistently makes the same spelling mistake does not mean the language should change, it means you should. You are all illiterate fucking idiots. The English language has homophones–get used to it. Before you go ranting about cyclists who don’t obey traffic rules (granted, your “rule” […]

Thanks in advance! Tx in advance…or worse, TIA! Jesus, how I hate, hate, hate it when people say that! Why don’t they just write, “I already know you’re going to ID my (whatever) because I am godlike and you’d do anything for me, but I can’t be arsed to come back and acknowledge that you […]

Well, I wanted something to do, and I got Compose key woes. /usr/share/X11/locale/en_US.UTF-8/Compose That’s for when I forget the location of the list. All of the letters I need are there in the list, but not all of them work. I don’t know why. I should’ve checked this on the weekend when I actually had […]

“Look Ma, here comes an ‘s’! Quick–run to the gun cab’nit an’ git me an apostrophe!” For the love of FSM, you idiots…LEARN HOW TO USE A GODDAMNED APOSTROPHE BEFORE I LOSE MY FUCKING MIND! No, no, NO! They are not “cory’s” and “oto’s” because you are talking about the fish, not something they own. […]

Grisly: (Not real–liberated from some Hollywood effects site.) Grizzly: LEARN THE DIFFERENCE! You look like an illiterate fool if you don’t know the difference between “horrifying” and “a large ursine mammal that inhabits western North America”. Well hell…maybe you are an illiterate fool. Either way, you might want to bookmark Merriam-Webster Online.

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. Are you seriously that stupid? Is English your second language or something, and that is why your reading comprehension is so poor? Your fish have ich. I give you a clearly visible link to an ich treatment article that tells you everything you want to know about ich and […]

Ã¥ Okay, fine. Compose, a+o. Ä Fine, too. Compose, hold shift, a+’. How in the name of Jesus tapdancing Christ am I supposed to do Ã… and ä if I can’t use the Shift key to modify without activating it to make a character that I don’t want?!?!? If I try to use it to […]

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, ALL I WANT TO DO IS RENAME THE FILES IN A MANNER THAT REMOVES THE LEADING NUMBERS AND REPLACES THEM WITH A NAME. NO, IT IS NOT A REGULAR EXPRESSION BECAUSE I SUCK AT REGEX. NO, I DON’T WANT TO KEEP ANY OF THE NUMBERS, AND YES, I DO WANT […]

It’s official. I am, as of this moment, completely computer illiterate. I barely know how to turn one on, and certainly I don’t know why you can’t see your PMs, nor can I tell you how to design a web site. I don’t know how to make little emoticons appear in your Flickr replies, I […]