How stupid can a single person be? I’ll tell you how stupid… I got up at 5:30, and while I don’t have angle to mount it, I at least wanted to flash Tasmota to the Sonoff SV that I intend to use to make an electromagnetic lock for the garage. Okey-doke…need to solder on pins. […]
Why is every speaker or sound system in existence now fucking Bluetooth?!? I don’t want to play music from my goddamned phone, I don’t want to play music with lagging groups…I just want a good wired speaker setup. That’s all.
If an upload from two days ago fails, the logical thing to do is STOP TRYING. Jesus Christ, WP…xan you possibly make your app worse? Wait… I already know the answer to this.
I haven’t been able to upload media with this POS app for months. Let’s see if it can manage a fucking text post?
Every one of you dumb fuckers who refers to an adult dog as a puppy, or to any dog as a “doggo” or “pupper” gets downvoted. You could say your “doggo” saved a busload of nuns and children from certain death and I wouldn’t give a shit. You all suck, and I hope your “puppers” […]
If you’re over the age of four and you call your canine companion a “doggo” or a “pupper”, you are stupid and I hate you. If you’re six, you get “doggie” as a freebie. Otherwise, it’s a fucking DOG. Not doggo, not pupper…a DOG. Jesus, people piss me off.
If it’s 2017 and your site looks like this on mobile, you suck. I’m close to needing reading glasses, but for this, even someone with perfect vision would need a fucking microscope!
“Don’t be OCD. Written by a perfectionist.” Or not…because a perfectionist would care to know that OCD stands for Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Now repeat your sentence, you dumb bastard. It sounds ridiculous, doesn’t it? Yes, yes it does! A person may have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, but cannot be Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Idiot. The English language…have […]
​If I were as fast as Onje, and had his claws, I would catch European starlings and House sparrows, and I would wring their necks. Then, I would hang the bodies by their feet from the trees as a warning to the rest. I am so sick of feeding those fucking trash birds when I’m […]
Wishing every one of the 200 million-ish European starlings in the US would simultaneously shit on Eugene Schieffelin’s grave. Stupid fucker.