If you’re bright enough to know the word, then for the love of all things holy (i.e. science, logic, good spelling and grammar), learn to spell it!

Throws (propels rapidly through the air): The Grammar Nazi throws a large brick at your stupid, illiterate head.

Throes (violent pains of suffering): If you continue to misuse the English language, you will soon witness the Grammar Nazi in the throes of death, and it will be your fault. You will make baby Jesus cry.

This is me, not drunk-mailing L. tonight. He’d be so proud. 😉