I was watching some PBS stuff on The Scene, and the name of the show is, “It’s Okay to be Smart!” Okay? Okay? Really? It’s “okay” to be smart? Why, thank you! All these years, I’ve been wishing I could be utterly uninterested in anything that didn’t concern a celebrity, or wasn’t something I needed to buy so my life would be better!

OF FUCKING COURSE IT’S OKAY TO BE SMART. IT’S ACTUALLY DESIRABLE–WHO WANTS TO BE A SLACK-JAWED FUCKNUTS?!