A big flock of starlings decimated the suet this morning, so I had to make a new batch right away. I made two sandwich containers of regular stuff, and then a special one for the trash pandas. I’d guess I put in a full teaspoon of ground, dried Trinidad Moruga Scorpion pepper in this one. Given how one tiny fleck burned my tongue, if the trash pandas have any taste buds at all, they won’t eat much of this. Hopefully, as smart as the little fuckers are, they’ll learn that suet feeders mean, “Holt shit, that’s HOT!” and just leave them alone. We’ll see…worth a shot, at least. I also got my tiny packets of Ghost, Moruga Scorpion, and Carolina Reaper seeds. I dunno–I’ve never attempted simple bell pepper before, and these supposedly take a long time to germinate–but it’s worth a shot!

Enjoy, you greedy little bastards. I hope you choke on it.