Today sucked, and when I got home, a goddamned squirrel was in my hanging tray feeder. Now all the little bastards will come. Might fill that one with safflower instead of sunflower. I wish there was poison that would kill only starlings, grackles, and squirrels; I’d buy it by the gallon and all those little bastards would die.

In good news, I finally figured out how to make my “liberated” calculation Javascript work, so now all I have to do is the CSS to put the calculator on our site.