AKA, doing shit I don’t want to do because I have to go back to work tomorrow. I did, however, finish painting my tissue box cover. It still needs its ribbon, but even as is, it’s better than a 50s-inspired light turquoise polka-dot tissue box! I was going to order rubber feet so I’m sure it won’t scratch my tabletop, but I had some 1/4″ wide thin foam weatherstripping, so I just cut little squares from that. Works fine.