Granted, this is in no way scientific and comes from some website called “What They Play”, but still….

Jesus Christ…a little sexually repressed, are we? “Two men kissing” rates a point higher than a severed fucking head even though the two men would be no more real than the CGI head? So nobody really cared about the word “fuck”–that’s good because a word has only as much meaning as we give to it and I use “fuck” as a modifier all of the time–but a man and woman having sex rates highest of all? How the hell do these dumbass (religious, evangelical) fools think they got here? Immaculate conception? Found in the cabbage patch? The goddamned stork? When will America (well, some of it) learn that when you repress natural biological desires–yes, like sex–it’s like putting a cover on a boiling pot of water? You can hold it down for a while, but that doesn’t mean it just magically goes away. As pressure builds, the steam has to go somewhere, and when it does, more often than not, someone gets burnt. I’m not advocating screwing in the middle of the street (not that it would really bother me if the parties involved were consenting adults), but for crissake, stop denying that you are human, and (OMG!!!111) have….wait for it…normal human desires! Yes, it’s true–sex is….perfectly normal! Catholics, let your priests have normal sex with women (or other men) and maybe they won’t be fondling altar boys. Fundies, leave the lights on and take off your socks, and maybe let the wife on top for once, then maybe you won’t need so many whores. Not a single one of us would be here or ever would have been here were it not for sex. Not even Jesus. Besides, if you relax and enjoy it, you might even like it! 😉