Why can’t identifying insects be my full-time job? Aside from going out to chase them around with a camera, there’s not much I like more than solving insectile and arachnid mysteries. Occasionally, I can get a plant, but the insects are by far the most fun. I leave the group page up and come back to smack F5, just to see whether anyone’s put up something easy, like a giant leopard moth or a cabbage white, or a tiger beetle. Real work sucks balls.