In no particular order:

• If you took the auction pictures with a toaster and I can’t tell what the grainy blob is supposed to be, let alone whether it is actually “NWOT”: No bid, because you have no business listing anything until you learn to aim a fucking point-and-shoot camera. Christ…are you from the past?
• If you provide only one picture for a three-dimensional item: -$25.00.
• If you have typed “L@@K!” in the title: -$5.00.
• If you have typed any part of the listing ALL IN CAPS: $5.00.
• If you have used the word “HOT!!” anywhere in the title or listing: -$5.00.
• If you have used the non-word, “HOTTTT!!!!” anywhere in the title or listing: -$10.00. Also, EABOD.
• If you display clothing items on a person: -$10.00, and I don’t care if the tags are still on it–buy a fucking mannequin or just leave it on the hanger.
• If you display shoes on a person: -$20.00, and even then, they’d better be NIB and something I can’t find elsewhere because…someone else’s feet. Fucking ewww!
• If you display shoes on someone’s bare feet: No bid. Jesus H. Christ. Why do you think shoe stores have those little pantyhose-ends things?
• If you display a a top at MySpace angles with some skank’s boobs hanging halfway out of it in her “adds two sizes!” push-up bra: -$10.00 (and if I do buy it, I’m washing it before I even try it on!)
• If you display jeans on a skank who’s obviously sticking her arse out as far as she possibly can in an effort to look “bootylicious”: -$15.00 (and I’m spraying the inside with Lysol before I even put them in the washer before trying them on because I don’t want her fucking crotch crickets.)
• If you don’t know the difference between a hobo bag and a shopper: -$10-$15, depending upon how much I like the purse.
• If you misspell the colour or name of the item:  -$5-$10, depending upon the egregiousness of the spelling error.

I’m sure I’ll think of more. God, people are the stupidest things to ever walk the face of the planet.