Look, dumbass, I don’t care how excited you are or where you’re going, or what you’re getting, you’re not five fucking years old, and it’s not, “(X) more sleeps until (Y).” Those 24h periods are called DAYS, not “sleeps”, you utterly insufferable idiot, and you are supposed to be an adult who speaks English as a native. “Sleeps.” Jesus Christ on a tapdancing goddamned cracker. I want to kick you in the crotch every time I read that (or hear it). IT IS NOT FUCKING CUTE! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!?