Rediculous. Retarted. I can almost (almost) understand mistakes made with homophones, or even “tricky” words that have strange spellings carried over from dead languages, but come ON! If you didn’t speak like you have Down Syndrome (or a mouthful of Oreo Double Stuf) you’d be able to figure out that it’s “REE-diculous”, not “red” like the colour, and “retarDed”. You know, like the verb “retard” means “to impede the progress of”. Retarted. I think that one pisses me off the most because at least “rediculous” makes me think of old Sylvester and Tweety cartoons. Still stupid, but at least vaguely amusing. “Retarted” just sounds silly; what does it even mean? The “retarted” person in question had to make a caramel flan over again? Had to re-apply his or her slutty makeup? “Retarted”…tarted again. Seriously? Fuuuuck.

Also, no, I will not “upgrade” my functional free version of WP for iPhone to an ad-supported version. Suck my dick (okay, if I had one). Make a version for which I can pay and not have fucking AdMob (always makes me think of “the mob”, except they’re marketing douchebags) crap flipping and sliding all over the goddamned place whilst I’m trying to actually do something. The phone’s screen is small enough, and it has a software keyboard; I’m not giving up valuable screen real estate for fucking advertising. Fuck you, and your little dog, too!