Who the hell designs earbuds…DUMBO?! I’m trying to watch DVDs on my laptop in bed, but P’s asleep, so I have to use headphones. I don’t like headphones because they’re too hot, I want buds. I have half a dozen sets, and they’re all too goddamned big. The only ones I have that fit right are my Apple ones, but getting them means getting up and going to the living room, and that’s just more than I’m willing to do right now. Still, my ears can’t be THAT freakishly small–surely there are other people who don’t have gigantic holes in their ears?