A wedding in the Chapel in the Woods today. I don’t think I’ve ever before seen this much taffeta that wasn’t a pair of drapes. For the benefit of those who are not actually blind, if you’ve got that much flab hanging off your back, for Christ’s sake, cover it! That’s not a tattoo on the porkbeast’s back, either, it’s a stamp and it says “US Grade B”. You see, grade A pork is much leaner than this. Yeah, I know…she has a “gland problem”, right? Don’t they all.

Once again, Patriotic Yard Sale House does not disappoint in the realm of poor taste. Happy Hallowe’en, everyone! I did Patriotic Dicksmack a favour (in honour of his heart attack, like I fucking care) by taking the picture at night because it looks ten times as tacky during the day (in part because you can see the green polyester fibre “spiderwebs” over the door. Christ). WTF is that across the front–Christmas garland?