Why should one never walk around my house in the dark? It’s because one never knows where large-ish, potentially toe-damaging objects such as disc golf bags may have come to rest at any given time. I am not certain that he actually measured the available kitchen floor area to ensure that the bag was precisely in the middle, but it is very definitely in the approximate centre of the most heavily trafficked area of the most heavily trafficked room in the house. Why is it there instead of in the spare room (preferably not, but unfortunately often) in the middle of the floor? Your guess is as good as mine, but at least there was enough light this morning that I didn’t actually trip over it! 🙂