Well, one of the Rockins, at least. This one is on the fence, and the male parks his arse on the neighbours’ roof, ready to defend his wife and kids (though Mrs. Rockin is perfectly capable of launching a shrieking air attack worthy of the Luftwaffe, should that become necessary). Taken 04-18-18. This forsythia has […]

Bills are good for something. I was tired of messing with a BT FM adapter that worked sometimes and sometimes it didn’t, and even on a good day, I had static, so I broke down and bought a Kenwood stereo. Since I use my Visa for everything (including any bills that can be paid by […]

A couple of weeks ago, it occurred to me to check on the Virginia bluebells. I saw a couple of leaves just beginning to peep up from the ground. Disappointed, I thought that most of them had probably died because it was so hot and dry last summer, and I didn’t water them at all. […]

“It won’t help to stand on the seat, Windsor crabs jump 30 feet.”

For reasons known only to that hateful bitch, Mother Nature, it’s turned cold. Not just, “Gee, it’s a little chilly out here,” but record-breaking, frost on the goddamned punkins cold. Fuck winter. This winter is like that volatile relationship that you had in your 20s where you fought all the time, and had to have […]