​If I were as fast as Onje, and had his claws, I would catch European starlings and House sparrows, and I would wring their necks. Then, I would hang the bodies by their feet from the trees as a warning to the rest. I am so sick of feeding those fucking trash birds when I’m trying to feed my native birds, and I wish they would all just die en masse. Virtual spit on the grave of Eugene Whatever-his-name, who intentionally released a plague.