It both amuses and horrifies me that so very many people do not know how to correctly spell the word, “bowl”. It’s four fucking letters, for christ’s sake; if you made it through second grade, you should be able to manage it!

I was looking for native American lotus plants to see whether they’d tolerate any shade (not really). I came across lots of listing for tropical lotus, one of which was “bowel lotus”. I don’t think I want that in my pond…the frogs and Tiny T already make enough poop.