Wearing cow jammies and safety glasses, brandishing a Fat Max saw.

P and FireTV

Pwresents! Including 5 lbs of Swedish Fish, a Stanley tape with Blade Armor, a vintage 70s horror book that I used to borrow from Gram, a grass hook, a sweater dryer, big fat socks, CDs and DVDs, and a mini wunderbar. Shoes not mine.

Belt sander and mini grinder. Those are mine.

P, opening his leather jacket from Dennis and Sarah Jane.

P’s TV, sound bar, FireTV and the organizer Old Kitteh got him so my rakes, shovels, forks and such aren’t in the way in the gradge.

My TV, mirroring my phone’s display, courtesy of an MHL cable.

Sarah Claus

Christmas chaos. Guess what I’m doing tomorrow?