If they weren’t so goddamned busy trying to serve as many ads as possible, and make their mobile site difficult to navigate on…mobile devices, I might actually be able to scroll through more than the first screen of an article. I then had the bright idea that requesting the desktop site might help, but it now looks like fucking Pinterest, so I just left the site altogether. You’d think I’d have learned by now. I’m tempted to take the time to root my phone just so I can add eHow to my hosts file and won’t even go there accidentally.

In spite of the fact that the only person at Buchheit who knew how to run the colour matching computer was at lunch and wouldn’t return for 30-45 minutes, we soldiered on and found a stock colour that I hope will be close enough. It’s called “Love Story”. Jesus, who thinks up the names for paint colours? Anyway, OK’s Little Pink House is almost completely painted. P cracked me up with that last night. “Little pink houses for you and me” (and Ol’ Kitteh).