Meh, but in good news, I got a friend delivered to me last night. His name is Alan.

This made me slightly pissed off. Retails for $10.98. “Food grade sucrose.” Yes…otherwise known as ordinary table sugar. 12.75 cups in a 5lb bag, 4:1 ratio, 51 cups of solution (actually more, since the dissolved sugar does add volume). 51*8= 408 oz. I don’t know how much a bag of sugar costs because that would involve going to a grocery store and I don’t do that, but I’ll bet it’s not $10.98! That stuff is $0.14/oz, which would mean a bag of sugar would have to cost $57.12 to be as expensive. Even the fanciest brand name doesn’t come close, and to a bird, C₁₂H₂₂O₁₁ is C₁₂H₂₂O₁₁; brand doesn’t matter!