Archive for February 15th, 2014

Saturday, February 15th, 2014

Why does every old person who writes a product review for anything feel the need to include the words,  “I am a senior citizen, and…”? I don’t put, “I am a middle-aged misanthrope, and…” in my reviews. You’re old. Nobody cares. Look–it’s my DILLIGAF face! Shut the fuck up.