Both pairs of jeans fit perfectly, the green ones are just the right colour, the “dollar more than shipping” scarf us pretty and the colours are perfect for fall. Lots of win today!

Practical? Nope. Likely to be in style more than one season? Nope. Do I want them anyway? You bet!

I’m soooooo glad I sprang for both pairs of MIA combat boots because they’re the cutest ever and I can’t decide which colour I like better! I hate most combat-style boots because the ankle is always wide, and being laced boots, they look stupid if they’re not fitted at the ankle, but these are perfect. […]

I found the same coat in a size smaller, so I bought it, and once I have it, I’ll try them both on and decide which fits better, then return the other, or (if shipping charges piss me off) sell it on eBay for enough that I don’t lose money, but priced low enough that […]

Why are so many clothes made for chunky people?! I bought that gorgeous coat, which fits perfectly in the shoulders, sleeves and length, but it’s much too big around. Even if I wore a heavy sweater under it, it’d still be too big. I thought about returning it and getting the next size down, but […]

AT&T finally got “4G” (AKA rebranded 3G) here, and it only took four years! Finally…a reason I care that my unlimited data is grandfathered in. Welcome to 2009, AT&T!

Three words that should never occur in the same sentence: plus-size, sexy, and plaid. I’m eBaying again, and nothing about a size 3 (fat sizes, so like…24-26) plaid shirt is even remotely “sexy”. Count on it!

Fresh out of enthusiasm for going back to work today. I think I should just stay home and shop, and they can send me cheques!

I hate those white trash fuckers and their squalling crotchfruit, too. God, I can’t fucking wait to get out of this dump!

All I’ve bought today were some antique brass buttons to put on a top. I *loved* the colour and the fit, but the buttons are kind of fake wood-looking and although they’re okay, I think the top will look nicer with the antique brass floral pattern. I hear a bird I don’t recognise. A sweet, […]