Two fire trucks–one a full size ladder truck–and two ambulances to haul that fat sow’s worthless, white trash carcass to the hospital. They requested the ladder truck; I’ll guess because it had some sort of specialised breathing equipment aboard. That fucking old cow worked for the state, so great health insurance, but was on medical […]

Home inspection is tomorrow, and I dropped off the cheque for the appraisal today. I’m trying not to be excited because the inspection concerns me, as it would for any older house, but then the fucking Backyardigans roll in with their squalling crotchfruit, or that goddamned gross psycho hawks up a giant loogie at 6AM […]