Archive for September 3rd, 2013

Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013

Three words that should never occur in the same sentence: plus-size, sexy, and plaid. I’m eBaying again, and nothing about a size 3 (fat sizes, so like…24-26) plaid shirt is even remotely “sexy”. Count on it!

Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013

Fresh out of enthusiasm for going back to work today. I think I should just stay home and shop, and they can send me cheques!