Jesus Christ. If the hideous babyshit yellow-green, obviously used (I’d searched “new”) sandals with dirty heel and toe marks in them wouldn’t be enough to send me shopping elsewhere, those unbelievable cankles certainly would. Okay, so we can’t all have delicate ankles–I don’t–but holy Christ on a cracker, if you’ve literally got cankles, you don’t use them to try to sell something! On top of that, you did it with a sloppy, white pedicure on your creepy-looking toes? Just…ick. Find a friend who wears the same shoe size, get a set of those plastic display feet…hell, stuff the goddamned things with tissue paper!

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