Archive for December 21st, 2012

Friday, December 21st, 2012

Jesus Christ. If the hideous babyshit yellow-green, obviously used (I’d searched “new”) sandals with dirty heel and toe marks in them wouldn’t be enough to send me shopping elsewhere, those unbelievable cankles certainly would. Okay, so we can’t all have delicate ankles–I don’t–but holy Christ on a cracker, if you’ve literally got cankles, you don’t […]