If I see one more “prayers going out to…blah blah…Sandy Hook Elementary…blah” FB status, I’m going to fucking barf. You know what your prayers are worth? Jack shit. Why, exactly, would talking to a non-existent entity after the fact be of any use? Yep, non-existent. Where was your omnipotent and omniscient Invisible Sky Daddy before those poor people got shot? Taking a nap? No? So “He” let this happen…why? Oh, that’s right–it’s part of “His” grand plan, which we puny humans could not possibly understand! Any plan that involves the death of a bunch of little kids and the adults who tried to save them is a pretty shitty plan if you ask me. That’s right…humans can’t possibly understand what our kind and loving Invisible Sky Daddy could have in store for us, and if it involves senseless murders committed by some fucking lunatic…well, that’s just what has to happen, right? He’s probably just teaching heathens like me a lesson so we’ll mumble some worthless words in “His” direction, and then he won’t kill any more kids. Yep, Invisible Sky Daddy is indeed kind and loving! Just shut the fuck up. If you want to pray, do it. I suppose a bit of breath isn’t much to waste, but for fuck’s sake, keep it off your FB status because if I roll my eyes any harder, they’re going to stick that way, and surely kind and loving Invisible Sky Daddy wouldn’t want one of “His” beloved children to be blind!