“Can’t it wait until I get up?” Well, of course it can! I could have the entire project completed an hour before you got up if you’d help me for five minutes now, but of course it can wait! What could possibly be more important than your fucking afternoon nap? Oh, yes, it can wait…as […]

Here we go with the prayer shit again.  It’s not bad enough that some asshole shot facrissake firefighters, but you morons can’t just express simple sympathy or STFU. Nooooo, you have to drag your idiotic fairy stories into everything, don’t you? So, tell me again, why does your Invisible Sky Daddy let shit like this […]

Jesus Christ. If the hideous babyshit yellow-green, obviously used (I’d searched “new”) sandals with dirty heel and toe marks in them wouldn’t be enough to send me shopping elsewhere, those unbelievable cankles certainly would. Okay, so we can’t all have delicate ankles–I don’t–but holy Christ on a cracker, if you’ve literally got cankles, you don’t […]

If I see one more “prayers going out to…blah blah…Sandy Hook Elementary…blah” FB status, I’m going to fucking barf. You know what your prayers are worth? Jack shit. Why, exactly, would talking to a non-existent entity after the fact be of any use? Yep, non-existent. Where was your omnipotent and omniscient Invisible Sky Daddy before […]