I (heart) terminals! When something bad happens in a GUI, terminal often offers an easy way out. Something went awry with one of the repos on Cydia this morning. Bad data got passed, and Cydia was sent into a crash loop. After the first crash, and subsequent “sad iPhone” (that never puts me in my […]

Even if I were in the area, and had what you want, the fact that YOU VIRTUALLY SCREAMED AT ME, combined with the fact that at absolutely no point in time is taking a photo of a dog–even a dog described as “in trouble”–going to be an emergency, means you lost me. What’s the matter […]

Look, dumbass, I don’t care how excited you are or where you’re going, or what you’re getting, you’re not five fucking years old, and it’s not, “(X) more sleeps until (Y).” Those 24h periods are called DAYS, not “sleeps”, you utterly insufferable idiot, and you are supposed to be an adult who speaks English as […]

Rediculous. Retarted. I can almost (almost) understand mistakes made with homophones, or even “tricky” words that have strange spellings carried over from dead languages, but come ON! If you didn’t speak like you have Down Syndrome (or a mouthful of Oreo Double Stuf) you’d be able to figure out that it’s “REE-diculous”, not “red” like […]

Jesus H. clog-dancing Christ, what is wrong with you people?!? All I want are instructions. Why, why, why must I sit through four and a half minutes of shaky, out-of-focus video with your dumb ass umm-ing and uhhhh-ing in the background as you poke icons on the phone screen when you could have typed up […]