What do I have to do to make the notification go away?!?! It’s driving me INSANE! Must I don tutu, rubber boots and hockey helmet, and recite Beowulf from memory as I dance flamenco around a fire under a full moon? Go away, little 1-in-a-red-circle. I READ EVERYTHING–what more do you want from me!?!?!

Most of this shit gets marked read and sent directly to the trash without my ever seeing it, but once in a while, one slips through. I sometimes read them, just out of curiosity. This is slightly more sophisticated than a Nigerian 419 scam, but not by much. The subject line was “Last Email Notification” […]