There was a topic on Reddit this morning that said, “Write this joke: Ben & Jerry create ‘Yes, Pecan!’ ice cream flavour for Obama. For George W., they created ______.”

If what I read is true, then Ben & Jerry’s really did rename their Butter Pecan ice cream to “Yes Pecan!” for Obama, which is rather clever even if I pronounce it “peh-KHAN”, not “pee-CAN” and it doesn’t really make sense, but not half so clever as some of the names suggested for a flavour to commemorate the Shrub. I couldn’t choose a favourite.

Cluster Fudge
Iraqi Road
Impeach Cobbler
Nut’n Accomplished
Chock ‘n Awe
WireTapioca
Heck of a Job, Brownie
Grape Depression
Neocon Politan
imPeachmint
Constitution Crumble
Iraqi Roadside Bomb
Guantana Mo’ Chocolate
Marshmallow Misunderestimation
George Bush Doesn’t Care About Dark Chocolate
WMDelicious
Guantanmallow
Caramel Preemptive Stripe
Yellow Cake Bombe
Rumsfeld & Razin’
Is Our Chocolate Learning?
Abu-Grape

Someone else suggested:

How about just a half tub of chocolate ice cream with the label:

“Mission Accomplished?”

Overall, if I did have a favourite, it would be this one. I think the guy (most likely, though there are women on Reddit) who wrote this might be slightly bitter. 😆

Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker… Swirl