Whaddya mean everyone doesn’t make sugar cookies with coloured sprinkles at midnight on a weeknight? When you go out to the kitchen and there’s nothing interesting, then go back into the living room to find out when Futurama comes on, and there’s a muted commercial showing a plate of sugar cookies for Santa, what else […]

I don’t know who you are, and I don’t need to know because I already love you. You have saved me two reasons for booting to XP to use PS, and you did it without my having to learn one goddamned thing. If I weren’t already married, I’d propose to you! 🙂 I love my […]