How come Cirque du Soleil didn’t look like that years ago? It used to be a bunch of wiry little French guys who looked more feminine than I do and probably moonlighted as street mimes, but the ones they’ve got on Time Warp right now are none of French, little or feminine. Jesus Christ…it’s like […]

Okay, apparently I am firmly bourgeoisie…sue me. I like some paintings and sculptures, but I obviously don’t understand art. I can’t paint much more than a French manicure, or draw much past stick figures (and it amuses me to put stick critters’ legs and L-shaped feet all in one line), and the last time I […]