I thought I knew every stupid internet meme all the way from Hampsterdance to Ninja Cat and Disaster Kid, but somehow, I missed this one. Probably because it’s originally from YTMND, which I mostly think is lame.

I will lose this in my YT favourites, so…the Finnish intro from Ducktales, of which can pick out exactly one word (duck/ducks).

Someone with too much time on his hands and access to the internet “Anglicised” the lyrics:

Morphine makes the holy known
Uncle Lina!
Eyein’ up/down that sappy nun
Uncle Lina!
I’m going to stroke it
Your arms are BROKEN!
Uncut! Ohh!
Hoot all you and an anus, aha!
Uncut! Ohh!
Your school’s stupid! Your school’s BaHa!
Uncut! Ohh!
If I’m not avail you, taco nazi!
Look around and count on Lassie!
Knit and dance and BAKE A CAKE!
Oh, Uncut! Ohh!
Hoot all you and an anus, aha!
Uncut! Ohh!
Your school’s stupid! Your school’s BaHa!
Uncut! Ohh!
And sanskrit ain’t got hoot to say ’bout
Uncut! Ohh!

I was sort of half grinning until it got to that overly enthusiastic “your arms are broken”, at which point I actually started to laugh because it was so…weird, and I had the strangest mental image of some lunatic doctor singing a diagnosis.

Someone on YT who speaks or at least understands the Finnish wrote out the actual lyrics, so I’ll assume they’re at least mostly correct.

Vauhtimesta hurjin on Ankkalinna, aina täynnä säpinää on Ankkalinna, arvoitus raukee, ja ansat laukee, ankat, oo-o! Uutta juonta aina sahaa, ankat, oo-o! Joskus hyvää joskus pahaa, ankat oo-o! Uhka (?), vaara väijyy takanasi, muukalainen kannoillasi! Mitä teet, sen kaiken kertoo ankat,oo-o! Uutta juonta aina sahaa, ankat, oo-o! Joskus hyvää, joskus pahaa, ankat, oo-o! Ei sääsket eikä hyttyset, vaan ankat, oo-o!

I like the knitting and dancing taco nazi much better. 🙂 Actually, this is at least as funny, if not funnier than the one for Dragostea Din Tei with the sitting feta cheese. I think I have a copy of that one somewhere. The one for Whap-Pa actually made it more difficult for me to learn the actual words because I could not get “mare pest dressing tuna cream” out of my head.