Windows, O Windows! How do I despise thee? Let me count the ways… Jesus H. tapdancing Christ on a cracker. ALL I wanted to do was finish scanning the last four or five photos, using the same goddamned scanner I’d just used to scan…oh, probably thirty-five photos. Did you “lose” that scanner, Windows? Why, yes…yes, […]

Since Christmas morning, unless I am actually, physically asleep, my iPhone is probably at least in my hand, if not actually in use. No, I don’t call anyone that often; I’m just playing with cool features. God, this fucking thing is seriously awesome! At first, I played with settings to see what everything did, and, […]

I managed to jailbreak my iPhone without fucking it up…yay, me! Now I have to figure out exactly what I just did, or more to the point, what it means. 😛

Oh yes, the iPhone roolz. Blogging from my iPhone. Why? Because I can! Muahahaha!!!

This is why I avoid mainstream news. If this is MSNBC’s idea of something important enough to poll, then I have absolutely nothing in common with their target audience. Angels? Angels? Come on…seriously? Kids outgrow the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny, and Santa…why do so many adults not outgrow the belief that invisible, mystical […]

This, this, THIS! 😀 P.S. Somebody get that poor girl a speech therapist…and a neck.

This is the .asoundrc that works for centre, front and rear, dumbass. pcm.!default { type plug slave.pcm “surround51” slave.channels 6 route_policy duplicate }

I was getting pretty pissed off at Nautilus because it was taking ages to display directory contents, plus hogging CPU, and occasionally RAM, too. I didn’t recall having done any updates to it, and it used to work just fine, even in music and photo directories with upwards of 1000 files. It was getting so […]

No explanation needed beyond “Dutch”. 😛 Dutch Word of the Year Today the Dutch word of the year was announced and the winner was ‘swaffelen’ which means to sweep the male organ from side to side while banging against an object such as a building. The word came to prominence when a young man posted […]

How come Cirque du Soleil didn’t look like that years ago? It used to be a bunch of wiry little French guys who looked more feminine than I do and probably moonlighted as street mimes, but the ones they’ve got on Time Warp right now are none of French, little or feminine. Jesus Christ…it’s like […]