Okay, so I don’t actually hate anyone, including your stupid self, but I do harbour an enormous, intense dislike for you, both you personally, and those like you. “I set up my aquarium and it looked just perfect–so beautiful, and it really made a nice addition to the room décor! A few of the fish […]

Obviously, there are thousands of acronyms–some that are actually used, some just made up so the list appears more comprehensive–but these are the ones I’m actually likely to use. Arranged for your convenience in alphabetical order. 🙂 AFAIC/AFAIK – as far as I’m concerned/as far as I know AFU – all fucked up AMFYOYO – […]

P. surfs happily with no ad-blocker, no script-blocker, and only the built-in pop-up blocker in FF. I’d rather die. I need Adblock Plus and Filterset.G, I need NoScript, Remove It Permanently and NukeAnything Enhanced. Couldn’t bear the internet without them. I don’t mind tasteful text ads, or image ads as long as they stay still […]

I can’t find a fucking thing in my YT faves anymore. Less than a day left. Please, please, please, America, don’t fuck this up. One 72-year-old cancer-surviving heartbeat away… Potential VP, and perhaps even Commander-in-Chief of the world’s last superpower: Hmmmmm…

I started with some link I don’t remember, then went to another about a book called He’s Just Not That Into You, and eventually ended up at this article on Web MD. Granted, not the world’s most credible relationship advice source, but I did read the article because I was curious as to what “no […]

Commenting on an article about a Swedish lesbian couple who had a wedding ceremony at the Taj Mahal, some genius trying to be witty says… “I want to see what a Swiss Army strap-on looks like.” Switzerland, home of the Swiss. Capital: Bern. Located roughly in the centre-ish of Europe, bordered by France, Germany, Austria […]