Headline from some paper in Oz: Slapped Iraqi soldier shoots dead two US troops Jesus, I hate that. The word “troop” is technically defined as soldiers or armed forces, but that doesn’t mean it’s entirely interchangeable with “soldiers” or “armed forces personnel”. You can have “a soldier” or “a member of the US Army/Navy/Air Force/Marines”, […]
After the Great Holy Fuck Why Do I Smell Ozone Scare of last night, I’ve kept Nerd Command Central powered off and everything unplugged, and the overhead light off. As of half an hour ago, I powered on NCC and so far, it seems okay, but I’m still leaving the overhead light off because that’s […]
Please, somebody just fucking KILL ME. After my bitch-blog went down, I thought about calling “tech support” (HAH!) but there were so many people ahead of me that the fucking phone would have grown into the side of my head, so I thought I’d give their live chat a shot. For some reason, I always […]
Today’s’ big excitement, aside from water changes (very exciting) was hearing the little “new message” noise. I went to my desk, thinking it was most likely P., or L. answering a message I’d sent earlier, but it wasn’t. A week or so ago, about half in the bag, I read the profile of one of […]
OMG…WANT! This will teach me to stay away from fashion blogs. I have no fucking idea where I’d ever wear them (at least not in public…heh), and certainly not $950.00 worth of “wear them” (I’ve driven cars that cost less than that). I don’t even like shoes, but I don’t care–I loooove these! OMG…DO NOT […]
Toxic fish? I fart in your general direction…pussies! If you really want to fucking poison yourself, go with 250mg of erythromycin every 6h for 3 days, and about 2L of cheap wine in…uh…I dunno…maybe 3h? Chuck in an entertaining Swedish distraction, just to make sure you don’t realise just how fast you’re sucking back stuff […]
I heard about her when it happened a couple of years ago, but forgot about it until I was looking for something this morning and came across a reference to it on a YT clip. Joanna, I still think you’re a fucking worthless attention whore and although I don’t know (or care) where you are, […]
So I won’t forget, it was last Sunday (02 Nov) that I found and “cat-napped” (not as obvious as manti-napped, but I know what I mean) hungry little Bucky the caterpillar, and when I went to give him his plantain for breakfast today, he was in no condition to eat because my little paterkiller pal […]
No, not the Dionne Warwick song. I actively dislike the vast majority of poetry; my appreciation for it pretty much begins and ends with, “There once was a man from Nantucket…” I flatly refused to participate (aside from turning up in the class) in an entire unit of English because I had already an average […]
I was so happy that Obama won (pity it wasn’t Paul in spite of the religious thing, but faced with a choice of Obama/Biden and Insane/Caribou Barbie, there’s no contest), then was abruptly thrust back into cold reality when someone whose first language is English used, as the past tense of bring, the word….brung. No […]