I think I was talking to L. about how Hollywood always gets computers wrong. Maybe I was just thinking about it–don’t remember–but since he’s a living, breathing database of almost every movie that’s ever been released, I described the scene and hoped he’d know what movie. Unfortunately, he didn’t. All I could remember was that […]

This can’t be real. If I saw this sign somewhere, I would have absolutely no idea what it meant. In the instinct of self-preservation, I’m pretty sure I would not deliberately drive off the edge of the road and into the water. Does this mean I should, or shouldn’t? 🙂 P.S. In the event that […]

Brake. Brake. Brake-fucking-brake. Brake! Unless it’s one of the old junkers I drove twenty years ago, a car does not have breaks; it has brakes. Unless you’re a remarkably bad driver, and in remarkably poor physical condition, you do not break at an intersection, you brake. Jesus Christ, what is wrong with people…doesn’t anyone read […]