OMG…WANT! This will teach me to stay away from fashion blogs. I have no fucking idea where I’d ever wear them (at least not in public…heh), and certainly not $950.00 worth of “wear them” (I’ve driven cars that cost less than that). I don’t even like shoes, but I don’t care–I loooove these!

OMG…DO NOT WANT! Holy fuck, Batman. Pam Anderson is just two months and one week older than me. I understand that once you hit 35 or thereabouts, you really don’t want to be caught in bad light, but goddamn…this is a lot more than bad light. This, my friends, is the stuff of nightmares. She’s had the plastic boobs for years, and by the looks of it, she might want to get to work on a plastic face, and fire whatever idiot painted that “Tim Burton meets Bozo the clown” gunk around her eyes. The lipliner…well, yeah, you can go a little outside the natural line to add some fullness, but there’s not supposed to be a white mark! She might want to grab a root touch-up kit at Walgreens, too.