So I won’t forget, it was last Sunday (02 Nov) that I found and “cat-napped” (not as obvious as manti-napped, but I know what I mean) hungry little Bucky the caterpillar, and when I went to give him his plantain for breakfast today, he was in no condition to eat because my little paterkiller pal […]

No, not the Dionne Warwick song. I actively dislike the vast majority of poetry; my appreciation for it pretty much begins and ends with, “There once was a man from Nantucket…” I flatly refused to participate (aside from turning up in the class) in an entire unit of English because I had already an average […]